A NSFW Summary of The Beast In Space

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We open in a smokey space bar where our leading couple meet.
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They have awkward soft core sex
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Time to blast off for an intrepid space mission. The engine doesn’t exactly blast
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Stuff goes wrong.
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Gross dream sequence provides an opportunity to see more boobs!
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On a smokey new planet our crew dons brightly colored rubber suits.
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For reasons unknown they encounter grainy stock footage of two horses humping.
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Which really turns them all on, as illustrated by this subtle acting technique.
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We meet our aristocratic space villain and his hair.
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He forces everyone to have a space orgy in his smokey, space castle
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Then the villain reveals that he has goat legs and a giant plastic penis.
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Just in case you missed it.
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The whole thing turns into a close up, hard-core porn scene only a gynecologist could enjoy.
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Then they all escape and have to fight the blonde golden robots with light sabers.
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Time to destroy the master computer. Note the strategy in the subtitles.
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Safe at last back on board the ship.

The End

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